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Trump Seems To Have A Problem With Refrigerators
So Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States, has a problem with refrigerators. Or at least it seems he does. At his latest campaign rally in Milwaukee, Trump showed how in touch he is with the problems of the common man: by railing against home appliances.
Apparently in the past, the dishwasher was much better. You would press a button, then an explosion would happen, and then magically your dishes were clean!
“ Remember the dishwasher? You’d press it, boom! There’d be, like, an explosion.”
Luckily, those great times will be back, since Trump guarantees that he will make dishes great again.
“ Your dishes gonna be beautiful.”
While, Trump promises to fix dishwashers, showers, and light bulbs, you need to watch out for those shifty refrigerators. They are up to no good as usual.
According to Trump, refrigerators will be instrumental in future impeachments. In a bizarre rant, the current US president described how that will happen. The main props? An orange and a fridge.
“Someday, hopefully in a very long, distant future, you will have a Democrat president, you have a Republican House, and they’ll do the same thing, because somebody picked an orange out of a refrigerator and you don’t like it. So…
