So Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States, has a problem with refrigerators. Or at least it seems he does. At his latest campaign rally in Milwaukee, Trump showed how in touch he is with the problems of the common man: by railing against home appliances.
Apparently in the past, the dishwasher was much better. You would press a button, then an explosion would happen, and then magically your dishes were clean!
“ Remember the dishwasher? You’d press it, boom! There’d be, like, an explosion.”
Luckily, those great times will be back, since Trump guarantees that he will make dishes great again.
“ Your dishes gonna be beautiful.”
While, Trump promises to fix dishwashers, showers, and light bulbs, you need to watch out for those shifty refrigerators. They are up to no good as usual.
According to Trump, refrigerators will be instrumental in future impeachments. In a bizarre rant, the current US president described how that will happen. The main props? An orange and a fridge.
“Someday, hopefully in a very long, distant future, you will have a Democrat president, you have a Republican House, and they’ll do the same thing, because somebody picked an orange out of a refrigerator and you don’t like it. So let’s go and impeach him.”
Refrigerators are the new enemies of the people. Well, at least we finally know why Donald has that orange glow about him. It’s the energy-efficient light bulbs that are at fault.
“ And I looked at it, the bulb that we’re being forced to use, number one to me, most importantly, the light’s no good. I always look orange. And so do you. The light is the worst.”
Is this reality? At one point in his presidency, even Trump thought this was just a dream. Imagine that this man has his thumb on the ultimate button. On a positive note, if he presses it, it won’t be the light bulbs that will make him orange, but the glow will be more natural, emanating from the inside.
“Can you believe I’m a politician? I can’t even.”
Tired yet? The fun is just about to start, and even if it doesn’t, then luckily, we have the greatest invention of all time available right under our fingertips. That means we can re-watch these moments again and again and again.
“ I have one of the great inventions in history. It’s called TiVo. I think it’s actually better than television, because television is practically useless without TiVo, right?”
Welcome to the wide world of Trump!